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A Good for Nothing Hound
Written by: Owen
Baggott obaggott@yahoo.com on 7/5/02
"Man, you have a good dog in that Toby," said Dan, who had never
been deer hunting before. The two boys had followed the creek into the
woods from a back road about 10 miles from town.
"I know. Look at him hit that track. Hes on a deer. I can tell.
Good boy Toby. Track boy, track," said Tom. The tall lean hundred
pound black and tan hound had his head so low that his long ears were
dragging in the dirt. His tail was wagging like a fencers sword.
Suddenly he bolted into the bush. Tom and Dan took off after him at full
speed. They didnt exactly move with stealth as branches cracked
with every step.
"My dad says hunting deer with a dog is no good. Theyll chase
it away before you get a chance to shoot it. This is fun, though,"
said Dan.
"Yeah man, giving chase is the best part." The conversation
ended because the boys were running beyond their capacity, being no match
for dog or deer.
Toby stopped in a crouched point. About 30 feet ahead of the boys was
a large doe, frozen as if trying not to draw attention. Toby started to
circle around to the other side of the deer. "Stay Toby," said
Tom. "Take her out Danny boy." Dan loaded his rifle, took aim
and fired. It was no good. The bullet hit a small tree, ricocheted and
missed the deer completely. The deer was gone so fast the boys didnt
even see it jump. "Spaz," was all Tom had to say about Dans
shooting. Toby was off after the deer as soon as the gun went off. Toby
could be called off a track, allowing for a good shot, but no hound could
be trained to resist a running deer.
"Do we chase?" asked Dan.
"Just walk. The creek is out this way. Itll run out of places
to go. Maybe Toby will get it to circle back to us." They walked
on. They could hear Toby moving around in the thick brush. They entered
a bit of a clearing. "Go wait over there," said Tom as he motioned
to the far end of the clearing. "Keep an eye out. If I know my dog
hell herd that deer right into your lap. Oh yeah, if you see a deer
and it looks like a guy about five nine in a baseball cap and hunting
jacket or like a big coonhound, dont shoot it."
"Bite me Tom. You could have missed that shot as easily as I did."
"Not a chance," said Tom knowing it was the truth. Tom had already
gotten his deer a few days earlier. He had been driving home from his
after school job at Canadian Tire and saw a huge buck just standing at
the side of the road. Tom sped home to get his gun and dog. He raced back.
Toby tracked the deer into the woods for 10 minutes and Tom got a clear
shot at a prize buck. Toms dad said getting that deer was nothing
but dumb luck. However, Tom knew it was because of his dog.
Tom headed into the bush as Dan waited just inside the clearing. Dan saw
Toby bolt into the clearing and immediately turn around back into the
bush. Then a loud howling barking scream started to echo through the forest.
Dan never owned a hound but knew that was the call. Toby had the deer.
Suddenly the deer crashed through a thick growth of small trees. The young
trunks and branches broke against her body. Toby was right on her ass
howling as loud as a foghorn. Tom was about 40 seconds behind, red faced
and breathing noisily. Dan knew no one in the world could hit a deer running
that fast.
"Dont just stand there! Lets get after them," yelled
Tom, already well past Dans position. Dan was stunned. They didnt
need to shoot the deer. Toby would kill it. All he could think about as
the violent barking echoed in his head was teeth, and the drool that flowed
from Tobys mouth. The dog looked like a monster fixated on killing
an innocent animal. It didnt seem like the same dog they had taken
partridge hunting on so many other occasions. Toby would happily flush
a field of birds. He would look as though he was playing as he jumped
through the long grass like a giant cat. As the birds fell out of the
sky Toby would retrieve with such pride. He would drop the birds at Tom
and Dans feet and smile, knowing he had done his job well. Dan thought
deer hunting must be serious business to dogs. He thought of wolves running
as a pack and taking down a 1200 pound elk. The success of the hunt is
everything. Failure could mean starvation. Dan was strong, a football
and bas! ketball player, not a star but good. Dan couldnt help but
think that if Toby or a pack of Tobies came after him, he wouldnt
last 30 seconds. They would rip him apart.
Dan heard splashing. Toby was still barking but not as furiously as before.
Then there was a shot. Dan ran to the noise. Tom had beaten him there.
Tom was resting his arms on his knees and breathing in gulps. Two fat
men in camouflage clothing and orange hunting caps were standing on the
bank of the creek laughing. They were each over six feet tall and well
over 200 pounds. The bigger taller one, who would have to qualify as obese,
held a smoking gun. They each had a can of beer in hand and a cooler sat
between them. Dan could see Toms eyes focus and count the cans of
Budweiser scattering the area. Toby was still in the water. He had the
deers throat in his mouth as he swam to shore.
"Looks like we swiped your deer boys. The dog chased it right into
the water. It was like shooting a fish in a barrel," said the larger
man. "Good thing he came along when he did, were out of beer."
"Youre lucky he brought it back to shore. I for one wasnt
going to swim out there and get it," said the smaller but still oversized
man. Toby had the deer on the bank now. He stood over it with his head
held high. He was soaked and shivering but looked like he was on the bench
at a dog show.
"Good boy, Toby," said Tom as he walked over and hugged the
big wet dog.
"You guys should get the deer. It was your dog who did all the hunting,"
said the bigger man.
"Thanks, well take it," said Dan.
"No, you guys take it. Weve just got the one tag left. I dont
have to work tomorrow either. Id like to come out again. Besides,
my buddy here has never shot a deer," said Tom.
"Me neither," said the bigger man. "Im mostly a bird
hunter myself. Do you guys know a butcher wholl prepare this thing
for us?"
Tom didnt say anything. He just pulled out his buck knife, cut the
throat, split open the breastbone, tied off the colon and gutted the beast.
"The bullet went down the neck and into the heart. It was a good
shot, would have killed her instantly. Youve got to gut them right
away when you hit an organ or the bleeding will spoil the meat,"
said Tom. "Leave it, Tobes." Toby had started to go for the
carcass, but moved immediately to Toms side as the command was given.
"On second thought, well keep this one."
"Id be obliged. We were really just out to see what we could
shoot. You know, target practice. We dont even have a tag. No warden
is going to come back in here but if we brought it out to the road, we
could get busted. Would have had to leave it out here to rot," said
the bigger man with a childish grin.
"The wolves would have eaten it," Tom said.
"I think Ive had enough deer hunting anyway. Ill stick
to partridge and pheasant. Seeing a big animal like that get gutted is
a lot different from cleaning a bird or a fish," Dan interjected.
"Does that super dog there hunt birds too?" asked the smaller
big man.
"He hunts whatever I tell him to hunt," answered Tom. "Never
chasing junk either. I say, Toby birds, he flushes birds.
I say, Get the bunnies, he gets rabbit. I say Track
deer, weve got deer. Its scary how much he understands."
"He retrieves too?" asked the smaller man.
"You just saw him retrieve a deer. No other dog is doing that,"
answered Tom. Toby knew they were talking about him. He stood attentively.
All eyes were on him. Toby knew that he was the hero as usual. Any talk
of hunting turned to praise of Tobys exploits. Toby had become a
bit of a superstar in local hunting lore. Tom and his dad were inundated
with invites to go hunting. People gave up asking to borrow Toby. There
was no way the Kane men were going to let someone else hunt their dog
without being a part of it.
"Ever consider selling him? I know people who would pay thousands
for a dog like that," asked the bigger man.
"Hed sooner die or kill than give up his dog," answered
Dan quickly, feeling a little ignored.
"Thats the truth," agreed Tom.
"Where did you get him? Maybe we could get a brother or sister. Do
you breed him at all?" asked the smaller man.
"Hes been chopped. Makes for a better pet," answered Tom.
"Hed tell you where he got him but doesnt like admitting
hes a dog napper." As Dan spoke Tom shot an evil look.
"You stole that hound! Jesus boy! Youre lucky his owners arent
hunting you," said the bigger man.
"Lets haul this out of here," said Tom as he walked over
to the deer and grabbed the front legs. "Dan, get the back legs."
Tom led the way out of the bush. Toby walked beside the deer as it hung
between the two boys. The two fat men followed. Tom was wondering what
they were still hanging around for.
"So, whos dog would that rightfully be?" asked the bigger
man. People had stolen Toby before. He would always make it back home
though. On one occasion a hunter came to Toms house complaining
Toby had bitten him. Toms sister Lucy had seen someone grab Toby
and throw him into a truck earlier that day. Toby made it home a few hours
later.
"Just how would you get in a position where my dog would be biting
you?" asked Mr. Kane. The hunter had no answer. "Get out of
here before I shoot you," was all Toms dad had to say. Tom
was thinking these bastards wouldnt try anything out here. Sure,
they were at least 20 years older than the high school seniors but they
all had guns. It would be too dangerous and stupid to try to nab Toby
now.
"Thats pretty serious, stealing a dog like that," said
the bigger man. "We should ask around. See if anyone is losing their
hunting dog."
"You should get the hell away from us," said Tom. Toby said
the same thing with a little growl and stare.
Toby originally belonged to an old guy who lived in the house across the
orchard from the Kanes. Tobys name was something German that they
couldnt pronounce. Toby would take off from home and come and play
with Tom and his sister Lucy. She would sometimes bring Toby in the house
and let him sleep in her bed for the night. Lucy gave Toby his name long
before Tom took him from old Mr. Dollinger.
Two years ago Toby didnt show up at the Kane house for three weeks.
Tom, wondering if something had happened to his friend, walked across
the orchard and up the long driveway to Dollingers house. There
was a man maybe in his late 30s getting into a car. He didnt even
look at Tom. "Hey, wheres the dog?" Tom shouted.
"Hes locked in the shed," said the man, still not looking
at Tom.
"Whats he doing in there?"
"Im keeping him in there."
"Why?"
"Not that it is any of your business but my father is in the hospital
and that is where I am keeping the dog." The man quickly ducked into
the car, firmly closed the door and drove away. Tom was concerned but
knew Toby wasnt his dog. He had no place telling Dollingers
son where to keep him.
Tom let another two weeks pass without seeing Toby. "Mom, have you
seen anyone going up to the Dollinger house?"
"No Tom. Why?"
"Some guy, the son or something, said he was taking care of Toby."
"I havent seen anyone up there."
"That fucker!"
"Thomas, your language."
Lucy was practically going crazy. "Poor Toby all alone in that shed.
We have to do something Tom. He needs to get out and play. Its cruelty."
"Youre right Lucy. A dog like that shouldnt be locked
up all day." Tom went down to the basement and grabbed the heavy
crow bar. Lucy followed as Tom marched to the Dollinger house.
"What are you going to do Tom?"
"Bust him out." Lucy had never admired her brother as much as
she did at this moment. There were no signs of life around the house.
Tom and Lucy walked right past it to the shed in the back. Outside the
shed there was a stench of urine and feces.
"I can hear him. Hes in there," said Lucy with her ear
up against the wall. Tobys whining was faint but constant. Tom shoved
the end of the crow bar under the padlock secured latch. He leaned on
it with all of his might. He pushed and pulled on the crow bar for minutes
that seemed like hours. Tom could feel blisters swelling on his hands
but he had to get in there. He had to rescue his dog. Finally the screws
holding the latch broke free. Tom kicked in the door. Lucy ran past Tom
to Tobys side. "My boy. What have they done to you my baby
dog?" Lucy said through tears as she caressed the dog that could
barely manage to lift his head in acknowledgement.
"It looks like they havent done anything. Hes probably
been in here without food since we last saw him." Tom picked up the
dog and carried him home. He weighed nothing. Five weeks ago he was so
sleek and powerful looking. Now, Toby was a skeleton in a bag of skin.
They fed him left over meatloaf and a box of dog biscuits Lucy had bought
for when Toby came to visit. He ate. He puked and then he ate his puke.
Tobys legs and spine were bent from inactivity. His eyes were cloudy.
There were patches of fur missing and he shook as he stood.
"Jesus Christ. How could someone do that to an innocent animal?"
Mr. Kane said when he got home from work. "Were keeping him.
If anyone has a problem with that theyll be dealt with."
A few weeks later old Mr. Dollinger got out of the hospital. He never
came looking for his dog.
It took four months for Toby to return to his beautiful sleek powerful
build. Toby loved the Kane family. They were his saviours. He repaid them
with kisses and cuddles and wanted to be with them always.
"Hell make a good hunter," said Mr. Kane and, after a
year of training, Toby was the best hunting dog anyone had ever seen.
Toby was good for the family too. He brought them closer together. Nursing
him back to health was a project they all poured their hearts into. Toby
taught them how to love each other. He taught them that the pack sticks
together. They were a closer family because of him. Sometimes Toby would
take off and go hunting on his own. "Its the breed. You cant
train that out of them," was Mr. Kanes excuse for his dogs
imperfection.
Sometimes Toby would fight with other dogs, only when he was with Lucy
or Mrs. Kane, though. "Hell protect my mom and my sister but
he seems to think I should protect him," was how Tom explained Tobys
split personality to other dog owners. "Hes a gentle loving
aggressive dog thats filled with contradictions."
Tom and Dan reached the truck. They loaded the deer into the back. The
two fat men were still following them. "Stealing a dog is serious
business boy. Wed better take him from you and find his rightful
owner," said the bigger man.
"Oh crap," said Dan as the bigger man grabbed for Tobys
collar. Toby bolted and took an aggressive stance right behind Tom.
"His owner knows where he is. If he wants him he can come and talk
to me." Tom was sizing up the big men. Tom weighed in at 160 pounds,
each of these pricks had at least 60 pounds on him. Danny could fight
all right but this was scary. They all had guns. "Dont mess
with my dog buddy. Youll be in a world of trouble."
"Big words little man," said the bigger guy.
"I dont know why youre starting this with us. We dont
deserve it," said a puffed-up Dan as he walked from the other side
of the truck. Dan had already put his gun in the lock box in the cab of
the pickup. Tom, thinking this was a good thing, put his gun away as quickly
as he could.
"In the truck, Tobes. Atta boy," said Tom as he motioned Toby
into the truck. "Lets go Dan."
"Thats right chicken shit, run home to daddy," said the
bigger man.
"My daddy would have shot you by now. Youre lucky Im
a wiser man," said Tom as he got into the truck and shut the door.
"Punks," yelled the bigger man as he ran one step towards the
truck and stopped. Tom started the truck and hit the gas,
shooting up a spray of gavel from the road as he went. Tom looked in
the rearview mirror as he drove away. The fat bastards were patting each
other on the back in a sort of spastic victory dance. The little conflict
had made their day.
"Look at those drunk old pricks. We should have kicked their asses,"
said Dan.
"You should have kept your mouth shut. Its best to keep on
walking when you run in with people like them." Toby lay down in
the middle seat of the pickups bench and put his head on Toms
lap. "Im driving here Tobes. I cant pet you now. The
trouble Ive gone through over you. Its unreal. Youre
worth it though. Youre my shmuppy, my little boy. Yes you are. My
little baby dog."
"Do you want to let me out? Ill walk and let you guys be alone."
"You dont even have a dog, so shut up."
"Baby dog? Hes like four. Thats 10 years older than you
in dog years."
"We did get you a deer though. If anyone asks, we say you shot it."
"No, lets tell everyone Toby killed it all by himself."
"Not a chance. Somebody would try to steal him. From now on we call
him a good for nothing, useless hound that couldnt track a skunk.
Thats the story. Stick to it. Understand?"
"No problem."
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